Song for a story

Song for a story
Today's story was about a Sheffield Vicar who had to go to hospital with a potato up his bottom. He, apparently, said he was changing the curtains in the nude when he fell on a potato and got it stuck.
Here are your suggestions for songs:
THE MONSTER MASH
Stuck on you - Lionel richie
Spuddy Holly
Accidents will happen - Elvis Costello
Where did our spud go - Supremes
Burning ring of fire - Johnny Cash
Deeper underground - Jamiroquai
Spud I stay or spud I go - The Clash
Hey tatee bum bum instead of fatty bum bum
What's spud got to do with it - Tina Turner
